theladyoftheblog:

theladyoftheblog:

i think a lot about that calvin & hobbes strip where they find a trickle of water and calvin is like “i guess we have the afternoon booked solid” or smth. i just really miss that. when you’re a kid and you get completely involved in small things without any real purpose. i remember when i was a kid i used to observe ants for long stretches of time, not doing anything, just looking at them work. there was no anxiety or guilt over being so idle, and very small things could hide a world of enchantment. i just really really miss that feeling.

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beetledrink:

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

tariqah:

Me: trying to sleep

My brain: esos son reebok o son nike

fukkafyla:

its TMI tuesday (tuck me in tuesday)

benepla:

Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan

funke:

eve:

funke:

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give me the watermelón

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simtunes:

etudeofchu:

Murky Mouse

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worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

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goulashnikov-concern:

gaypussyretard:

GONE FOREVER

This announcer:

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kayakookie:

If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point

skippercifer:

weirdness-is-good:

Casey Frey was in a commercial for Just Dance 2015…

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This is like that scene in every horror movie where they’re looking through old photographs and see the ghost/demon that’s been haunting them in the background.

mobpsycho100:

Mob Psycho 100 II OP 

goomshroom:

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‪Is Studio Bones horny enough to make a man in crocs sexy? We will soon find out.‬

yourfavecantfuck:

yourfavecantfuck:

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Jack “Skinny Penis” Morrison from Overwatch suffers from Erectile dysfunction!

Requested by @grimewife

Oh of fucking course they reveal that Jack’s gay the day after i posted this, huh. They really made me bully an old gay man, huh.